Haus of Chat£ how me and Gaga interact

Haus of Chat£
FreeBit_Nturs and MistressFame has entered the room.
FreeBit-hey little monster *growls*
Mistress-hey sexy bitch Whats up??
FreeBit-siting on a tour bus...drenched in stage blood and glitter:))
Mistress-Sexy...WAIT DID U SAY....glitter???
FreeBit-um yea....
Mistress-NO! Glitter is the herpes of ALL craft supplies!!!
FreeBit-oh fuck I thought I used a condom
Mistress-no means of latex can protect you from the shiny gift that keeps on giving*horror movie scream*
FreeBit-rofl what the fuck honor???
Mistress-just wanted to worn you...so was there any disco stick riding tonight?
FreeBit-sadly no.... But I do think one of my dancers licked crotch at one point*.*
Mistress-lolololololol that is fucking hilarious!!!!!!
FreeBit- I think he got carried way during Alejandro LOL
Mistress-hey I would do I
FreeBit-yea we all know you would
Mistress-WE??? Who are you working for??? AH paranoia!!!!!
FreeBit-honor why are you so intressting??
Mistress-I was dropped down a rabbit hole when I was a baby, then force by a bunch of talking rodents to kill a dragon and well I've never been the same
FreeBit-great answer
Mistress-why are you so gagatastic???
FreeBit-a monster ate my heart and then a ate my brain
Mistress-that boy was a monster...did you see how big?? Jk
FreeBit-you are to young to be talking about dicks...*Italian motherly stare*
Mistress-oh don't get ur nickers in a knot^^
FreeBit-well I happen not to be wearing any nickers so there
Mistress-well aren't you a dirty little catholic school girl *looks for ruler*
Mistress as logged out.
FreeBit-alejandro? Alejandro?
Mistress-don't call my name!
FreeBit-I don't love you
Mistress-Bull.  Shit.
FreeBit-rolf how you going kid??
Mistress-shitty but idw talk bout it. I watched u on tv last night
FreeBit-oh yea with the bickering idiots
Mistress- whoa shit ur on the radio!
FreeBit-Omg really?????? That has nvr happened b4!!!
Mistress-i don't apreciate ur sarcasm.
FreeBit-yea you do
Mistress-brb
Mistress- back! Shit sorry didn't mean to take that long!
FreeBit-bitch.
Mistress-well!!
FreeBit-jk what were u doing?
Mistress-hydrating my sister with orange soda-health,right?
FreeBit-fuck healthy.
Mistress-now what was I saying before??
FreeBit-me on tv and the bickering idiots
Mistress-oh yea you mean the bickering unprofessional idiots*_*
FreeBit-well they weren't that bad well not initially
Mistress-Bit they were arguing infront of a client and if they weren't arguing about nonsense it was about the client and hell your not just any model either
FreeBit-yea at some points I really wanted to leave.......
Mistress-why didn't you?
FreeBit-I did want to let down Kitty. It is such an honor for them to ask me to represent her birthday at that point it was like fuck these idiots I'm here to honor Kitty
Mistress-that reminds me I liked it hello puddy purse LOL shit g2g therapy.
Mistress has entered.
Mistress-OMGAGA!!!!!
FreeBit-whoa what's going?
Mistress-I saw my exhottie
FreeBit-ooo tweat da deats
Mistress-eh not much we just chilled and rough haused and made out
FreeBit-awe you are so adorable!
Mistress-fuck you I gotta get a glue stick brb.
Mistress has entered the room.
Mistress-you here
FreeBit-yes you there.
Mistress-haha whatcha doing
FreeBit-I'm in the studio writing down a list of my old boyfriends for a song
Mistress-deep I only have one ex and I made out with him yesterday0.o
FreeBit-you free bitch! How'd you get alone with him?
Mistress-my mum let me go for a walk with him. She's trying this new trusting me thing:))
FreeBit-now see if you were Italian this wouldn't me going on...
Mistress- so you are not italian then? Cuz I no u make out with a lot of guys
FreeBit-oh no u didn't
Mistress-u bet I did brb.
Mistress-Back
FreeBit-brb
Mistress-are you back? Pls say yes
FreeBit-what's going on girl
Mistress-I'm at kazzys house and I'm so bored. And sad.
FreeBit-what's wrong?
Mistress-idk she isn't here and I'm feeling really selfconsous
FreeBit-well that's shit.
Mistress-brb k?
Mistress-I am missing you
FreeBit-awe I know
Mistress-I need hugs
FreeBit-* hugs*
Mistress-thanks I hate being so far from someone I care about and that cares about me.
FreeBit-your mom cares about you no matter how angry she can get. I hate to leave you but I need to do some late night studio work. But my phone is always on and I will be there for you.
Mistress-thank you Go be in your element. Bye bye
FreeBit-talk to you soon <3
Mistress-nevermind.
FreeBit-baby are you okay?
Mistress-no I'm so sad.
FreeBit-talk to me! When your sad I'm sad
Mistress-I'm just so sick of all this bullshit happening to me I'm barely treding water right now
FreeBit-your gonna make it honey I know what ur going through I've been there u know that
Mistress-yea I just can't find a way to you I'm lost. And tired I'm going to bed go back to work love you.
FreeBit as entered.
Mistress-omg I've missed u!!!
FreeBit-omg where have you been?!
Mistress-I forgot to charge my iPod for like a week I'm sorry!!
FreeBit-no it's completely unforgivable! No amount of beging with work on me!
Mistress-sorry....
FreeBit-Okay ur forgiven! How have u been?
Mistress-I've been alright Ive been pretty bi
FreeBit-aren't u bi all the time??
Mistress- yea but I've just been.... Fantisizing alot. OMG I got so pissed last night!
FreeBit-oh no spare me! No really what happened?
Mistress-fucking tosh.o said you were his favorite gay man.... And it just made me mad.
FreeBit-awe it's okay I've heard that before.
Mistress-sry I have to say this real quick: I'm on the bus and this baby got on and it os sooo fat.

Mistress-hey did you get my message?
Freebit-which one the store one or the one asking for an orgasm? LOL
Mistress-oh hush it was like three in the morning and I was all hyped up on caffine and no sleep...
FreeBit-and youfinally got the balls to ask for what you've always wanted:D
Mistress-shut up don't be mean
FreeBit-I am so not being mean
Mistress-ha! So did you go to the store??
FreeBit-tomorrow I am but I looked at the site and I'm so excited!!!
Mistress-I'm excited to see what the inbred republicans have to say about you and ur band of sinning monsters o.0

Mistress- heyyvheyybaybay
FreeBit-Omg where have you been?
Mistress- a mental hospital
FreeBit- y didn't you say something?
Mistress- idk whydidnt you say you had a bf???!!!!
FreeBit-youbwerenth there.....


FreeBit has entered.
Mistress- * curtsy* your majesty LOL
FreeBit- LOL why thank you. Ha I was just tweeting to.
Mistress- tweet da deets queenie
FreeBit- I shall. LOL
Mistress- how's the tour? [ want to be there]
FreeBit- it's wonderful....all it needs is a bipolar little monster like you and it would be sublime
Mistress- haha sounds fun. Brb
Mistress-ah I'm back!
FreeBit- good I'm bored!!!!!!!!
Mistress- your monster has come to save the day.  Wait what about that bf of yours? -.-.....
FreeBit-are you jealous? You seem jealous
Mistress- maybe......
FreeBit-awe you know I love you
Mistress- yes I know just like all your monsters. ....... So what are you doing?
FreeBit- ......... Not much twittering away and such.
Mistress- sorry for making things awkward.....
FreeBit- babe you didn't...... I get what your saying. So Kazzy tonight?
Mistress- yep and till thursday
FreeBit- we can talkh then right.
Mistress- LOL
Mistress- queenie darling?
FreeBit- yes darling.
Mistress- I love you and miss you
FreeBit- and want me......
Mistress- shut up.....
FreeBit-just say it! Let ur self breath!!!!
Mistress- .,.......fine I LOVE YOU AND WANT YOU.... there I shouted it from the hills
FreeBit- thank you.
Mistress-......I want to be asleep next to you were I can finally rest... There's the truth.
FreeBit- I'm glad you told me. I want you to relax your gonna die with all that guilt.
Mistress- then come here and hold me....... Please
FreeBit- as soon as my arms can reach baby. Can you rest?
Mistress- soon I'm so tired. Due you really care?
FreeBit- yes I do and don't you forget it.
Mistress- like Hell I would (>")> hugs
FreeBit- (>"<) holds
Mistress- LOL nice. yawn
FreeBit- BED!!! NOW!!!!
mistress-maybe
Ok now I'm here.
FreeBit- pretend I'm there and sleep:)
Mistress- help
FreeBit- show! Now!
Mistress- l8r then break a leg :D
Mistress- hi
FreeBit- hello darling
Mistress- I sleepy......
FreeBit- im with you baby sleep
Mistress- I need a friend badly
FreeBit- what's wrong
Mistress- I'm so scared and lonely and I don't have anyone
FreeBit- I know shh are you crying?
Mistress- yes. No is here with me. No one here cares enough tohold me or just care!
FreeBit- I care
Mistress- this world is crazy we're all going to die. 2012 will be a relief
FreeBit- dont be scared baby. What else?
Mistress- I'm all alone here I pretend to be with somone that isn't here. I guess I just relized I was being crazy
FreeBit- ur not crazy for one. That's normal to do. Hell I did it
Mistress- this isn't mbing were talking about.  I mean I act like somone is here all the time. Crazy.
FreeBit- lol I know. You need to sleep baby. Sleep. I'm here I promise.
Mistress- I'm terrified.
FreeBit- sleep dream a better world of paper flowers and purple skies
Mistress- yay evanesense!!!
FreeBit- good night.
Mistress as entered.
Mistress- you my phone star and I'm happy when you call cuz you are my reciever oh! Hubahuba honey baby you so sexy that you should win an oscar