Thursday, January 27, 2011

AnythingForMyBaby....But that doesn't include me....

Today the world of lyrics exploaded and the little birds tweeted the song. While the birds of song twitter like crazy, an Eagle emerged with few short cherps to say. These cherps started frenzy and the World of Lyrics went up in flames.

This Eagle is known amongst the land, for he is the closes to the Lady of the song birds. Many know the Eagle only as that, but I know more. I am only a meak little finch, who tweets arond in hopes of a Larger bird to fly her away. She is but a speck on the ground to the high flying eagle.

As I have looked up at the sky,as the Eagle makes his daily round, leaving words behind, I have admired him much. The strong character the Eagle is, has caused a love to grow within me. He sings a darker tune, than the Lady song bird, and sings a tune for which I could only hope to sing, but both of us have desired him.

There are many differences between me and the Lady song bird, but the one thing I envy of her, is this Eagle.

From a far, a bird can always imagine that perhaps the other song bird is no longer there, but when both birds are so popular, it is hard to hide the truth. The birds around me twitter about the love birds, the birds that I have mentioned, and I always cover my ears with my wings of imagination.

But today, today I could not hide. So publicly the Eagle did sing of his servitude to his baby, his baby the Lady song bird.

My heart, as a bird is small, but the break in it was so large that even the Eagle would appear small and withered. I knew that I, only a finch in a cage, could not compete with free finch, song bird, the Lady of his heart. But I supose I had wished, the dreams from my imagination wings, would carry me far and into his wings. But small birds fall hard when they fly too high....

Monday, January 24, 2011

Since when does Defending someones Honor, constitue as starting Shit???

Yesterday, whilst on facebook, I saw a status commenting on a Role Model of mine and that is where this topic began. I comment that I like this person and for the next 30 minutes, I experienced a large about of bashing for liking this person. I tried to tell them that this person was not a slob who did nothing and mooch of his girlfriend. I told them about the things he did and does. He is an Auther, a Bar Manager, he has a well known Blog, he runs marathons, and he has many other things he does so to say that he does nothing is frankly insulting.

They continued to talk shit, so, they beging huge fans of His girlfriend, I informed them that she would not be happy about how they were talking. That even though they don't know why they are together, and they don't "approve", it isn't up to them. If they were real devoted fans of his girlfriend they would be happy that she is happy. Then, I assume they got pissed that I told them the fucking truth about the situation, responded like this:
 
           "I don't know what you're talking about. You don't know what you are talking about, and I don't why you are angry you're the one starting shit..."

Really? Really, I started shit. You talk crap about someone, I defend them but I am the problem. I am the problem because I told them the fucking truth and they didn't like it. But still, this was all to much for me.

Are we so conceeded in our thoughts that we can't except another persons opinion? This person also said I wasn't excepting her opinion. Also shit. I didn't say she could have her opinion, I was stating facts. Facts! I just don't know anymore...

I can't decide wheather I am angry at the comment made or if I am angry that the situations was handled in such a manner. All I know is that I no longer want to be group with people like this. The name for the fans, is no longer my name. I still love this girl with all my heart, but I know what she wants to accomplish with us, and her fans becoming Drones is not at all what she wants. So I am independant now and forever.

Of course I am still a huge fan of the dude as well. I think I will go read his blog now ;)

Now and forever a LÜCist and an monstre indépendants,
                        ~MistressA
                          

Saturday, January 22, 2011

I can't pay my rent but I'm FUCKING GORGEOUS.......~.O

It is 2:43am EST, and I am laying on my matress, is boxers with black eyeliner smeared down my face. My room is a mess and I have finished of 3liters of soda in one day. I, to be honest, I just don't give a fuck. I have spent my life making plans: Harvard, Parsons, NYU, etc.... School and then work and then no life. I don't want that right now, I don't want to plan I want to party....

All my blog so far have been planned, made in my head before I write. I try to be grammaticaly correct and make full paragraphs and Blah Blah Blah. Fuck it for now. I want freedom. I want Skins. Skins UK!!!! Not the MTV bullshit.

The way I dress you would think I partied today. No, I had therapy at starbucks and the mall, and then rocked my ass off in my room to Semi Precious Weapons. Keep up like this and I won't get a job and I will end up a HOBO on the NYC street. But even though I can't pay my rent, but I'm fucking gorgeous ^_^

Monday, January 17, 2011

Haus of Chat£ how me and Gaga interact

Haus of Chat£
FreeBit_Nturs and MistressFame has entered the room.
FreeBit-hey little monster *growls*
Mistress-hey sexy bitch Whats up??
FreeBit-siting on a tour bus...drenched in stage blood and glitter:))
Mistress-Sexy...WAIT DID U SAY....glitter???
FreeBit-um yea....
Mistress-NO! Glitter is the herpes of ALL craft supplies!!!
FreeBit-oh fuck I thought I used a condom
Mistress-no means of latex can protect you from the shiny gift that keeps on giving*horror movie scream*
FreeBit-rofl what the fuck honor???
Mistress-just wanted to worn you...so was there any disco stick riding tonight?
FreeBit-sadly no.... But I do think one of my dancers licked crotch at one point*.*
Mistress-lolololololol that is fucking hilarious!!!!!!
FreeBit- I think he got carried way during Alejandro LOL
Mistress-hey I would do I
FreeBit-yea we all know you would
Mistress-WE??? Who are you working for??? AH paranoia!!!!!
FreeBit-honor why are you so intressting??
Mistress-I was dropped down a rabbit hole when I was a baby, then force by a bunch of talking rodents to kill a dragon and well I've never been the same
FreeBit-great answer
Mistress-why are you so gagatastic???
FreeBit-a monster ate my heart and then a ate my brain
Mistress-that boy was a monster...did you see how big?? Jk
FreeBit-you are to young to be talking about dicks...*Italian motherly stare*
Mistress-oh don't get ur nickers in a knot^^
FreeBit-well I happen not to be wearing any nickers so there
Mistress-well aren't you a dirty little catholic school girl *looks for ruler*
Mistress as logged out.
FreeBit-alejandro? Alejandro?
Mistress-don't call my name!
FreeBit-I don't love you
Mistress-Bull.  Shit.
FreeBit-rolf how you going kid??
Mistress-shitty but idw talk bout it. I watched u on tv last night
FreeBit-oh yea with the bickering idiots
Mistress- whoa shit ur on the radio!
FreeBit-Omg really?????? That has nvr happened b4!!!
Mistress-i don't apreciate ur sarcasm.
FreeBit-yea you do
Mistress-brb
Mistress- back! Shit sorry didn't mean to take that long!
FreeBit-bitch.
Mistress-well!!
FreeBit-jk what were u doing?
Mistress-hydrating my sister with orange soda-health,right?
FreeBit-fuck healthy.
Mistress-now what was I saying before??
FreeBit-me on tv and the bickering idiots
Mistress-oh yea you mean the bickering unprofessional idiots*_*
FreeBit-well they weren't that bad well not initially
Mistress-Bit they were arguing infront of a client and if they weren't arguing about nonsense it was about the client and hell your not just any model either
FreeBit-yea at some points I really wanted to leave.......
Mistress-why didn't you?
FreeBit-I did want to let down Kitty. It is such an honor for them to ask me to represent her birthday at that point it was like fuck these idiots I'm here to honor Kitty
Mistress-that reminds me I liked it hello puddy purse LOL shit g2g therapy.
Mistress has entered.
Mistress-OMGAGA!!!!!
FreeBit-whoa what's going?
Mistress-I saw my exhottie
FreeBit-ooo tweat da deats
Mistress-eh not much we just chilled and rough haused and made out
FreeBit-awe you are so adorable!
Mistress-fuck you I gotta get a glue stick brb.
Mistress has entered the room.
Mistress-you here
FreeBit-yes you there.
Mistress-haha whatcha doing
FreeBit-I'm in the studio writing down a list of my old boyfriends for a song
Mistress-deep I only have one ex and I made out with him yesterday0.o
FreeBit-you free bitch! How'd you get alone with him?
Mistress-my mum let me go for a walk with him. She's trying this new trusting me thing:))
FreeBit-now see if you were Italian this wouldn't me going on...
Mistress- so you are not italian then? Cuz I no u make out with a lot of guys
FreeBit-oh no u didn't
Mistress-u bet I did brb.
Mistress-Back
FreeBit-brb
Mistress-are you back? Pls say yes
FreeBit-what's going on girl
Mistress-I'm at kazzys house and I'm so bored. And sad.
FreeBit-what's wrong?
Mistress-idk she isn't here and I'm feeling really selfconsous
FreeBit-well that's shit.
Mistress-brb k?
Mistress-I am missing you
FreeBit-awe I know
Mistress-I need hugs
FreeBit-* hugs*
Mistress-thanks I hate being so far from someone I care about and that cares about me.
FreeBit-your mom cares about you no matter how angry she can get. I hate to leave you but I need to do some late night studio work. But my phone is always on and I will be there for you.
Mistress-thank you Go be in your element. Bye bye
FreeBit-talk to you soon <3
Mistress-nevermind.
FreeBit-baby are you okay?
Mistress-no I'm so sad.
FreeBit-talk to me! When your sad I'm sad
Mistress-I'm just so sick of all this bullshit happening to me I'm barely treding water right now
FreeBit-your gonna make it honey I know what ur going through I've been there u know that
Mistress-yea I just can't find a way to you I'm lost. And tired I'm going to bed go back to work love you.
FreeBit as entered.
Mistress-omg I've missed u!!!
FreeBit-omg where have you been?!
Mistress-I forgot to charge my iPod for like a week I'm sorry!!
FreeBit-no it's completely unforgivable! No amount of beging with work on me!
Mistress-sorry....
FreeBit-Okay ur forgiven! How have u been?
Mistress-I've been alright Ive been pretty bi
FreeBit-aren't u bi all the time??
Mistress- yea but I've just been.... Fantisizing alot. OMG I got so pissed last night!
FreeBit-oh no spare me! No really what happened?
Mistress-fucking tosh.o said you were his favorite gay man.... And it just made me mad.
FreeBit-awe it's okay I've heard that before.
Mistress-sry I have to say this real quick: I'm on the bus and this baby got on and it os sooo fat.

Mistress-hey did you get my message?
Freebit-which one the store one or the one asking for an orgasm? LOL
Mistress-oh hush it was like three in the morning and I was all hyped up on caffine and no sleep...
FreeBit-and youfinally got the balls to ask for what you've always wanted:D
Mistress-shut up don't be mean
FreeBit-I am so not being mean
Mistress-ha! So did you go to the store??
FreeBit-tomorrow I am but I looked at the site and I'm so excited!!!
Mistress-I'm excited to see what the inbred republicans have to say about you and ur band of sinning monsters o.0

Mistress- heyyvheyybaybay
FreeBit-Omg where have you been?
Mistress- a mental hospital
FreeBit- y didn't you say something?
Mistress- idk whydidnt you say you had a bf???!!!!
FreeBit-youbwerenth there.....


FreeBit has entered.
Mistress- * curtsy* your majesty LOL
FreeBit- LOL why thank you. Ha I was just tweeting to.
Mistress- tweet da deets queenie
FreeBit- I shall. LOL
Mistress- how's the tour? [ want to be there]
FreeBit- it's wonderful....all it needs is a bipolar little monster like you and it would be sublime
Mistress- haha sounds fun. Brb
Mistress-ah I'm back!
FreeBit- good I'm bored!!!!!!!!
Mistress- your monster has come to save the day.  Wait what about that bf of yours? -.-.....
FreeBit-are you jealous? You seem jealous
Mistress- maybe......
FreeBit-awe you know I love you
Mistress- yes I know just like all your monsters. ....... So what are you doing?
FreeBit- ......... Not much twittering away and such.
Mistress- sorry for making things awkward.....
FreeBit- babe you didn't...... I get what your saying. So Kazzy tonight?
Mistress- yep and till thursday
FreeBit- we can talkh then right.
Mistress- LOL
Mistress- queenie darling?
FreeBit- yes darling.
Mistress- I love you and miss you
FreeBit- and want me......
Mistress- shut up.....
FreeBit-just say it! Let ur self breath!!!!
Mistress- .,.......fine I LOVE YOU AND WANT YOU.... there I shouted it from the hills
FreeBit- thank you.
Mistress-......I want to be asleep next to you were I can finally rest... There's the truth.
FreeBit- I'm glad you told me. I want you to relax your gonna die with all that guilt.
Mistress- then come here and hold me....... Please
FreeBit- as soon as my arms can reach baby. Can you rest?
Mistress- soon I'm so tired. Due you really care?
FreeBit- yes I do and don't you forget it.
Mistress- like Hell I would (>")> hugs
FreeBit- (>"<) holds
Mistress- LOL nice. yawn
FreeBit- BED!!! NOW!!!!
mistress-maybe
Ok now I'm here.
FreeBit- pretend I'm there and sleep:)
Mistress- help
FreeBit- show! Now!
Mistress- l8r then break a leg :D
Mistress- hi
FreeBit- hello darling
Mistress- I sleepy......
FreeBit- im with you baby sleep
Mistress- I need a friend badly
FreeBit- what's wrong
Mistress- I'm so scared and lonely and I don't have anyone
FreeBit- I know shh are you crying?
Mistress- yes. No is here with me. No one here cares enough tohold me or just care!
FreeBit- I care
Mistress- this world is crazy we're all going to die. 2012 will be a relief
FreeBit- dont be scared baby. What else?
Mistress- I'm all alone here I pretend to be with somone that isn't here. I guess I just relized I was being crazy
FreeBit- ur not crazy for one. That's normal to do. Hell I did it
Mistress- this isn't mbing were talking about.  I mean I act like somone is here all the time. Crazy.
FreeBit- lol I know. You need to sleep baby. Sleep. I'm here I promise.
Mistress- I'm terrified.
FreeBit- sleep dream a better world of paper flowers and purple skies
Mistress- yay evanesense!!!
FreeBit- good night.
Mistress as entered.
Mistress- you my phone star and I'm happy when you call cuz you are my reciever oh! Hubahuba honey baby you so sexy that you should win an oscar

Only my friends will or should get this....

She is sweeter than candy
Harder than nails
Stronger than coffee
Faster than snails
She will come into your life
And be gone before you know it
She is everything you'd ever wanted
And everything your not
She's the muse to your artwork
The wisdom of your day
The vain of your existence
You'd love her till the end
And never know what hit you
She is just want I want
But only in my dreams
Because…
She is sweeter than candy
Harder than nails
Stronger than coffee
Faster than snails

Harry Potter Fanfiction....just don't ask

I did find it quite interesting to be invited to the Prefects bathroom as a thank you. For when my fellow student and Tri-Wizard opponent, Cedric Diggory, approached me today on my way to class he seemed to have some sort of alternative motive… Even still, I took my egg as ask and ran my self a bath. Now I have heard it said that it was there I opened the egg, and began figuring out the riddle within, with the help of Moaning Myrtle. But I am here to tell you, that that is entirely…false. The happens of that bath, well, I thought I'd never reveal.
You see as I sat in the water, I saw a figure in the reflection.  It was slender and had a sense of hesitance to it. I reached for my wand but it interjected.
"I'm not here to hurt you Harry."
"who are you?"
"it's me… Cedric."
"wh-what are you doing here?"
Cedric stepped into the water across from me and looked with a sense of…want?
"I needed your help with a mystery."
"what?"
"you see I'm always thought of as well a parts man. They all think I'm perfect… but I'm not and hate being thought of that way. And hate those who think that. Most girls think that and now because of the tournament so do my guy friends. But your different. What I mean to say is I think I might be a bit…into you…

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Ü and I…

I sat late on a Friday night at the small bar I had known about long before I could even drink. I was new to New York City and thus I preferred to go out on Friday night to somewhere small, than go to a crowded club in the city on a Saturday. I was likely to get mugged or date-drug or something ridiculous. It felt weird to be sitting here, in this bar I had dreamed about. It was a lot like what I had heard: Dark, lots of Rock music, and cheap alcohol. I sat quietly on a bar stool with cheetah fabric over it, and only that stool, with a drink in my hand. I can’t really lie, I had come to this specific bar in hope of meeting someone I had only wished to ever be in the same room with. He owned this bar and from his blog it seemed he was here every night, but, maybe I was wrong. The bartender who was there asked if I wanted another drink and I nodded and went for my wallet as he left. It was so dark that I had to search for the right pocket where I put my cash.  Just as I grasped a ten dollar bill, a unfamiliar male voice offered me my drink. I look up to see this male was the very male I had come to see. He was just as I thought he would look: Skinny jeans with a Led Zeplin belt-buckle, a black vest barely buttoned, and long rock star hair. I smiled, a small smile as to not seem weird, and handed him the money.
“No, no it’s on the house.” He waved my money away.
“Really? Thanks, uh but why?” I felt weird asking why, but I really didn’t understand.
“You’re a girl, alone at a bar, yet you’re not getting completely smashed and or whoring around with random guys lurking in the back. It’s a good thing, so I think you deserve a free drink.” I laughed, his humor was exactly as it was in his blog. He smiled.
“Well, I try.” I smiled and raised my glass slightly in a mock cheers and took a sip.
“I’ve never seen you here before, you new to the area?” I couldn’t believe he was starting a conversation with me.
“Uh, no I moved into the city like two years ago, but I just turned 21 this January, and honestly I’ve always wanted to come here.”
“You new about this place?” He seemed more surprised that I knew about this place previously then one would have thought.
“Yeah man, I’ve known about this place and you since I was 15. I read your blog all the time.”
“15? Really? Mhm, you must be a Gaga fan.” He looked at me. I had never felt  ashamed of being a little monster, and I don’t really feel ashamed know. But I don’t really know where Gaga and him stand as of now.
“Yeah, I’m a little monster and I did find out about you through all that. But, I kind of found more stuff about you on my own. I probably for awhile read more about you than her. Granted you blog daily and she didn’t tweet that often.”
“You have a twitter?” I could tell he wanted to change the subject fast.
“Yeah, of course. Actually you follow me on twitter and facebook to actually. I’m…uh…” I giggled. “LadyGagaWife on twitter.” More nervous laughter. “But, my facebook and real name is Honor---“
“What! Honor…Don’t you always facebook me about how my blog helped you lose weight?”
“Yeah, I do! And I have tweeted you some interesting things.” I put my head on the counter and laughed even more nervously.
“Oh yeah? Like what?” He tapped his fingers on the counter and I looked up at his face.
“Well, at first, I didn’t like you at all. I tweeted you that---“ I took a deep breath, and tried to say this quickly. “---that if you hurt Gaga I would kick you so hard in the balls that they would recide into your body…” I grabbed my drink and looked up at the ceiling. There was a short silence before he burst into laughter. I liked his laugh, it was deep and manly, it was nice.
“Hey, you wanna go get some food?” I looked up, surprised at his question.
“At one in the morning? Is anything even open?”
“Yeah, this is New York, something is always open. I think there is this pizza place that’s always open just down the block.”
“Uh, sure, if you really want to go…” He laughed.
“Well, I asked you so I probably want to.”
“Well okay then!” I laughed and downed the last of my drink and met him at the door. This is more than I could ever imagine.
To be continued…..

Sunday, January 9, 2011

And I breathe, I breath no more.....

So many little pieces of me left around with so many pieces of my soul and being. So many little efforts tear at me with harsh restrictions. I try so hard and it seems that nothing will ever come of it. I have become so insane with desire; so sad with failure, that it seems I have nothing left. It doesn't even make sense to me anymore. Why do I try so hard?

As an Artist and a teenager, I am to know the hardships I must face to excel. I must have an understanding that things will rarely be easy and that I will face must many judges in my life. But why are these things around every corner? Why must I lose every turn? What have others done that I have not?

I feel as of now that I am being punished for a sin I commited in...another life. I write this just to speak, not really blog, but speak my mind. I feel shut up in every sense. I linger in the tower of my Haus and linger in the small room of my school and linger in the shallow silence of my mind. I am kept from my art by an invisible force, and I am miserable.

There is a person in my life who likes to tell me these things are my fault. I have some power to overcome this unknown. Frankly, thats bull shit. Anyone who thinks that way, about anything, clearly has never been in the same position. Anyone who can respond to another persons misery with a "fix it yourself" clearly has no idea what is going on.

So, here I am in my tower, in my mind, with only my thoughts to keep me company. But, anyone who has been to a theraputic anything, knows that thinking is the worst. Thinking about the art I will never finish, the dance I will never preform, the man I will never meet, and the pain I must deal with because there seems to be no cure.

And I breathe, I breathe, I breath...no more

Friday, January 7, 2011

Imagination running wild

It would seem,
as I a lonely school girl,
void of friends and companions,
would cling to the fantastic world of books
with the intensity of a thousand knives.
But, unfortunately,
my dear love for books died sometime ago,
along with my social life.
I once had friends, not too many,
but enough to feel sufficient.
I used to have a great compulsion
for reading.
Such that it would so uncommonly odd
for one to see me doing anything
of the subject matter
of texting, emailing, or even checking my Facebook.
But something happened
a certain loss of interest,
a passionate flee of all want for reading.
It would seem that all these began with
the infringement of several
mood disorders.
The orderly woman
has lost her mind,
to the point all manners of reading were
replaced by another kind.
Though my reading is dead,
I do find my mind,
mine imagination,
flowing still with ingenious characters and stories
so many of my ex-favorites did invent.
Years may pass but one can always spot me
at a Harry Potter premiere,
or quoting that the works of a certain Invisible Monster.
One book, a book I have yet to even look at again,
still haunts my imagination.
It lurks in corners, with a stealthy walk,
not unlike the characters in the book.
many months ago
whilst locked in horrid old manor.
For which manner?
I cannot tell.
But be it still, in dark of night,
I dreamed a man would come to me.
A man of old wisdom, but looks of the ageless.
He would tell me of his world,
reassuring me that through my mind
life would fly by faster than seems possible.
Now some may say,
I say may because all are in titled
to there own thoughts,
but back to the track.
Some may say,
that I am crazy,
insane,
of my rocker, etc.
all because I find sanity in the insane
matters of imagination.
I find peace with the Vampire Lestat,
(mentioned above)
I find home in the ridiculous
behaviours of the Mad Hatter and his gang,
I find my inner bravery in through
the wardrobe,
past a frozen street lamp,
and on the crystal waves surrounding
the fair castle Cair Paravel.
From mine own view
I find this not a sign of true insanity
but a sign a imagination.
Imagination being something this world
seems not to understand,
to lack.
It is understandable, though.
as people in this world, of this generation,
everything is generated for use
everything thing is a movie, a tv show,
explained for use leaving no hope for imagination to show through.

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Tweet da Deats for the past five days enjoy..or don't..or do!! 0.o

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∑pic Tweets™
by LadyGagaWife
Nervously watching a t.v. show you're not allowed to and having your hand on the last button, just in case your mom walks in..
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Honor Gaga
trying to record myself reading @ drunkdiet just cause im fucking bored
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What's my name?
by LadyGagaWife
Retweet if you know one teacher at school that you're convinced of that's a pedofile..
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What's my name?
by LadyGagaWife
*Wake up in middle of night, look at clock* yes I still have time to sleep.
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Honor Gaga
@
@ okay here's one, why do u guys glorify teen pregnacy by making it into a show? do u know what kind of message ur sending?
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Honor Gaga
Creativity= another word for MOOD DISORDER: He who spells it with a Y RT RTRTRTRTRTRTRT PLZ PASS IT ON
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Oh Teen™
by LadyGagaWife
High school is not as fun as it is on movies.
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Honor Gaga
the bedinturder has beautiful hair
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Honor Gaga
I so want this person but how do i tell them?
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Honor Gaga
I am having a online flirtathon with henry viii @ am I to crazy that i must resort to this?
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Honor Gaga
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@ what time is it there?
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Honor Gaga
@ HAS SOME SICK SIDEBURNS
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Honor Gaga
@ is now a facebook friend with me and king henry the 8th loves pickles this is better than anything
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Honor Gaga
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@ I get in, this is like a club
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Honor Gaga
Creativity= another word for MOOD DISORDER: Legends of the Gaurdians...Oh crap I mean Great Mi... RT RT plz RT
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Honor Gaga
I just informed by tv that if it says shit about @ being a bad role model, I would kick it in the face
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Honor Gaga
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@ UR GLOWING!
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Honor Gaga
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@ whoa those are really long stems!! or maybe u just got shorter..either way their cool, who they from??
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Honor Gaga
so if there is anything u dont like about me , make a video and shove it up your ass! <3
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Honor Gaga
i try to sleep but all my roleplaying buddies live in england and germany so they are awake.....delema
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Honor Gaga
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@ Creativity= another word for MOOD DISORDER: Enough Lithium to charge a Battery...yummy i just made it
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Honor Gaga
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@ yea i got it lmao she is so..funny? u should go read my blog
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Honor Gaga
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@ geeks are awesome
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Honor Gaga
hkjsdfghjsdfghjadsvhcbhsafhkjafgufsbhasf i no want school
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Honor Gaga
EVERYONE PLEASE FOLLOW @ she is a amazing artist
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Honor Gaga
shower time GO READ MY FUCKING BLOG!!! thank you
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Honor Gaga
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@ Hawii islands are beautiful
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Candy Warhol
by LadyGagaWife
Dear , Gaga has had 7 #1 singles... how many has Justin had...? :|
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Courtney Cook
by LadyGagaWife
Your name is Richard Dang. Dick Dang.
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Honor Gaga
Creativity= another word for MOOD DISORDER: Enough Lithium to charge a Battery...yummy RT RT PLEASE RT
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Honor Gaga
Creativity= another word for MOOD DISORDER: Enough Lithium to charge a Battery...yummy
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Honor Gaga
im making my own blog...causse i want @ to follow me
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Honor Gaga
omg Jerseylicious and a botle of sparkling something
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Honor Gaga
its T-shirrrrttttt timmmeeee
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Honor Gaga
Angelina is a psycho holy fuck!
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Honor Gaga
i am now addicted to the jersey bull shit...jwoww
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Perez Hilton
by LadyGagaWife
Dear Match.com. Yes, it's really me. I joined. Why not? Nothing ventured, nothing gained. But, please, STOP deleting my photos! It's ME! Ha
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What's my name?
by LadyGagaWife
R e t w ee t i f y o u w a s t e d y o u r t i m e r e a d i n g t h i s
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Honor Gaga
my new years resolution is to get @ to talk to my i want @ but i think @ would be a good start, heyy @
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Honor Gaga
RT if you like the situation excessive use of the word Situation lmao
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Oh Teen™
by LadyGagaWife
Typinnggg withh extraaa letterrs foor nooo reassson.
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Oh Teen™
by LadyGagaWife
I Use my cell phone to see in the dark.
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Oh Teen™
by LadyGagaWife
I hate the kid that reminds the teachers about tests and exams.
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Honor Gaga
@
@ watch the Middle!!!!!!!!!! it is awesome
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Honor Gaga
yay @ quote as my facebook status
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The Onion
by LadyGagaWife
Expands Regular Season To However Many Games It Takes To Permanently Injure Ray Lewis
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Honor Gaga
@
@ oh i didnt get that memo...ok thnx
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kevy kev
by LadyGagaWife
HEY MONSTERS!!! WANT @ TO NOTICE U? RT AND FOLLOW ME FOR A DM SHOUTOUT TO GAGA ASAP!!!
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Honor Gaga
@
@ i never got one am i suposed to do something else? :? or am i just always to late
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Honor Gaga
nom nom nom nom nom
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Honor Gaga
omg the situation likes a trannie thats kinda cute
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Honor Gaga
@ i cant believe this "skins" bullshit....this is not skins its too american eww
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Honor Gaga
Jwoww is kinda beautiful
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Honor Gaga
@ snookie just asked what a quart was!!!...
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Honor Gaga
@
@ oooooh or do True Blood..or IRON MAN 1OR2
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Honor Gaga
I have a passion for shitty tv.....yea im still watching jersey shore...
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Honor Gaga
@
@ lmao it can be hard I can oly write them once in a while
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Honor Gaga
@
@ the show Jerseylicious or easy A
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Honor Gaga
@
@ Interesting observation
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Honor Gaga
@
@ I wrote a poem called sweeter than heaven
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Honor Gaga
omfg snookie has a scary scream
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Honor Gaga
@ do u have snookie on twitter? i cant find her
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Honor Gaga
@ has FUCKING RUINED SKINS!!!!!!!!! how dare you
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Honor Gaga
THE STATUE HURTS SNOOKIE'S VAGINA JUST SO YOU KNOW
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Honor Gaga
HAHA SNOOKI IS A SMALL ICE CREAM SCOOPER
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Honor Gaga
I THINK SHOULD BE A TV SHOW... @ YOU SHOULD GET ON IT...CAPS CUZ ITS A GOOD IDEA
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Honor Gaga
CHICKEN CUTLET
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Honor Gaga
@ so since u posted i turned on jersey shore...I feel my my iq dropping HAHA A FAKE BOOB FELL OUT
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Lüc Carl
by LadyGagaWife
In 2010, If you were 16 and pregnant they gave you your own TV show. Let's hope 2011 is a bit more inspiring.
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Lüc Carl
by LadyGagaWife
SNOOKIE DIDN'T DROP THE BALL | DRINKING, DIETING & OTHER LÜCISMS RT please RTRT
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Honor Gaga
yay dog the bounty hunter
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Honor Gaga
it is made
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Honor Gaga
making a new role play hell yea french mistress fucktastic
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Honor Gaga
@ idgiveafuck if you smoke, i like to smoke ur an adult u may if u want, but please dnt do drugs, please for us
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Honor Gaga
holy crap its Fergie
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Honor Gaga
watching Nine
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Honor Gaga
sooooo.....I have a hip problem...and the doc says I CANT DO BALLET im going to die...
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Honor Gaga
dude i just passed out....
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MTV
by LadyGagaWife
1/1/11. Just saying.
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Honor Gaga
@
@ your fucktastic, i old u in a messagebut im to invisble for you to see....4 me thats ironic..
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Honor Gaga
@ spread the word: @ has a hot ASS lmao tell the world!
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little mons†er
by LadyGagaWife
RT @: RT @: BTW doesn't stand for by the way. It stands for BORN THIS WAY!!!
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Honor Gaga
i just informed my mother that @ had a hot bottom....as i can now say that 4 sure...cause it is now my screen saver..:D
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Honor Gaga
@ burn Ur tree in a trash can like a Hobo!!!
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Honor Gaga
@
@ burn it in a trash can like a hobo!!!!!!!!!!
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Honor Gaga
last night i went to a bar....I pretended it was @ St.Jeromes when I got bored...It was then more fun :D
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Honor Gaga
I'm trapped in this world lonely and fading, heart broke and waiting. -The Vampire Lestat
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Honor Gaga
..the drugs are done, I feel like dying I feel like dying, I feel like I-I-I-I feel like dying......i feel like dying...
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Lüc Carl
by LadyGagaWife
I'm pretty sure we're on the right track, baby. Happy New Year!
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Honor Gaga
Check this video out -- Remix of Lady Gaga screaming ARE YOU LISTENING!? via @ ARE U LISTENING
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Lüc Carl
by LadyGagaWife
HAPPY NEW YEAR | DRINKING, DIETING & OTHER LÜCISMS
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Honor Gaga
i feel that i was o tired last night cause now im so fucking happy BornThisWay
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Honor Gaga
nom nom nom nom i saw @ butt ^_^
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Honor Gaga
i just relized, @ isnt wearing any pants in this picture!!!!!!! yay!!!! mmmhhh today just got better
 
Honor Gaga
keep telling myself I was born this way...and that 2011 will be my year
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Honor Gaga
It's 7am and I just say @ tweet…um happy but…idk after the hype and stress I'm not feeling anything…I'm sorry I feel bad
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Honor Gaga
I JUST WON 3000 TICKETS!!!! :D all without even trying.
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Honor Gaga
Im in the haus of God and all i think about is the Haus of Gaga
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Honor Gaga
I leave u work
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Honor Gaga
Shake your fucking kitty cause its the BornThisWay era FUCK YEA MONSTERS!!!! shake that KITTY
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Honor Gaga
you excited @ for the new year?? maybe you'll run 6k a day :D
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Honor Gaga
I CANT WAIT FOR BORNTHISWAY CAUSE I AM FUCKING BORNTHISWAY @ I LOVE YOU BABE
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Honor Gaga
TOUCH TOUCH TTOUCH ME BABY BUT DONT MESS UP MY HAIR!!! BORNTHISWAY
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Honor Gaga
VANITY!!!! VVVVVVVANITY VVVVVVANITYY
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Honor Gaga
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa BornThisWay in 4hours and 4mins
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Honor Gaga
god hates me by the way..even though im bornthisway.......god kills my dreams..........even tho @ tries to make them grow...
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Jay | Lady Gaga
by LadyGagaWife
We walked with @ to The Fame, we fought the Monsters within, and now we're about to be set free!
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Dane Cook
by LadyGagaWife
I just tried this texting while driving thing everyone is talking about. It's pretty fun.
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Honor Gaga
@
@ i will try
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SemiPreciousWeapons
by LadyGagaWife
Happy New Years eve bitches! You are all who were fucking ...so touch yourself at midnight!
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Honor Gaga
@
@ in preperation for to nights events i have Drowned in my Vanity and decided to Shake my Kitty...freedom cuz this how i was born
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Lady Gaga
by LadyGagaWife
This has to be the happiest + most exciting night of my life. You've created this moment. You imagined me. You are, you wrote .
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Honor Gaga
I believe Dave&Buster's has WiFi soooo...Me+all of you monsters in EST+ @ + midnight= BORNTHISWAY
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jhoany nava
by LadyGagaWife
❒ Gay ❒ Lesbian ❒ Bi ❒ Straight ☑ BornThisWay Please RT
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Honor Gaga
BornThisWay is trending on my VA list yay
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ϟ Kris†en Mons†er ϟ
by LadyGagaWife
Obsessed with Gaga? Yes. A bit crazy? Possibly. Gonna throw a fucking parade when BornThisWay is released? OH HELL YEAH!
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Honor Gaga
BornThisWay yell it from the tops of every buildings and get it trending!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Honor Gaga
are you a Republician? Democrate? psh. no bitch IM A MONSTER AND IM FUCKING BORNTHISWAY @
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Tobey
by LadyGagaWife
Album of the year? Album of the decade? No people, this is the album of the millenium! BornThisWay!
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Honor Gaga
0:22 the faces are priceless of katy and ke$ha there like WTF?? lmao @
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Honor Gaga
anyhone agree that this announcement from @ is bigger than the presidential election??? mhm i like this world!!!!!!!!
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Lady Gaga Daily
by LadyGagaWife
is trending worldwide! We're just hours away from the big announcement from @! Retweet!
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Honor Gaga
BornThisWay bitches and Im proud of it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Honor Gaga
Hey everyone go follow the awesome hooker of a monster ------> @ and get trending WORLD FUCKING WIDE
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Honor Gaga
@
@ yea you know why?? cause you were fucking
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jhoany nava
by LadyGagaWife
Monsters+GaGa have comepletely invaded twitter....just a preview of whats coming next year We're gonna rule the world!!!!!! [""]^_^[""]
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RO ♥
by LadyGagaWife
BornThisWay is now trending in New York City! That's where @ is right now! Let's get it to the top + trend Worldwide!
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Honor Gaga
I feel my family around me at these times, to know people love me in fucking singapore to New york is only from Gaga
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Honor Gaga
@ it's new years day in Singapore!!!! say hi atleast to those monsters
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Honor Gaga
Where is jhoany
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Lady Gaga Daily
by LadyGagaWife
Lady Gaga is making a special 'Born This Way' announcement tonight! Let's trend before she tweets. Retweet!